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09 August, 2004

HAPPY BIRTHDAE SINGAPORE!!!

Happy Birthdae 39th Singapore! Hah! As if I cared! Todae, 9th of August 2004, I'm at home! Dude, I should be else-where! Hell, I should be at tha parade rite now! Ok, I'll haf to control my temper. Rite, at least sumthin great happened yesterdae. Yearh, thank god me and my familie had gone to Sembawang Park. 'We' had fun swimming while I went on tha look-out for sum tutty-fruity chicks. Man, all of them must be sleepin at home as there ain't no-bodie pretty enuff! They all looked fatz and 'full'! Maybe, I'll juz stick to burying-myself-in-tha-sand thingy. Evewy-thing went juz fine over there until I felt sumthin eerie when I sat on our mat. I was playing tha song 'Pontianak' when suddenly I accidentally sat my eyez on a big tree next to our sitting place. Guess wat? There's a nail nailed on it along wit' a small fruit and some hair. Creepy, eh? Has it sumthin to do wit' her? U noe,'her'. Tha one who alwaes spend time on tha tree, waitin for a victim to seduce, then suck his blood before pulling his penis from his helpless, pleading bodie...Arh!! I can even imagine it all!! I think I'm about to puke! Nevermind, wat ever it is, as long as it didn't disturb any-one, it's ok. May Allah bless its soul and put it at peace. Amin...

Dat's all I haf for u t'dae. And by tha way, I'm juz faking it when i sae 'as if I cared!' Actually, I'm proud of tha country. Happy Birthdae Singapore!!!

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