21 September, 2004
Phuck Tha System!!!
Dear phucking diary, dis week has been a phucking week for phucking me. Let me tell u straight. Last phucking Saturdae, I had phucking fell from a phucking staircase in phucking skool. As a result, I had diz phucking bruises on my phucking knee. Then, last phucking Sundae, I fell near a phucking toilet as tha phucking floor was phucking slippery. I felt so phucking embarrassed. Then, t’dae, a lot of phucking things happened in skool. Firstly, during band, I was to phucking roll on tha phucking snare drum and it phucking suck really bad. Then, Mr Botak said dat I roll really ‘good’. Felt so phucked. Next, after band, Mr Smart-Alec insulted me. I phucking twisted his hands wit tha help of Naqib. Man, I felt really phucked up. When home straight. Then, there’s too phucking much homework to do. Didn’t phucking care to do. Went to on my phucking PC. Got tha shock of my phucking life. Tha PC had crashed. All becuz of dat phucking Adware virus. It took me a phucking hour to fix it. Dat’s when I wrote in my phucking blog. Man, dis phucking life has gone to much. Patience gone off limit. Felt like..*ARRHHH!!!* Woopz! Done it olready. Well, dat’s phucking it. Signing off, ur phucking writer, Zakaria.
reminisced;
- 10:27 PM