19 May, 2005
Bliss Of Ignorance
Yo there. Whoa. Guess wad? I'm tha new DM. Yearh. DrunkN'Munky...not! Drum Major lar! Hehe. I was like up all nite yesterdae wondering how in dis fweakin' blue world did I get dat position. Haiz. Actually, I wasn't shocked at all when Li Bing told me dat. Haiz. Rumours. Selling faster than Fried Bananas. A lot of people was like telling me all dat stuff before. And I dun quite believe it at first. Me? Position? Please! But then, yesterdae afternoon proved all dat shitz. I am our new band's Drum Major! Shitz! And u think it's good news?! I have to shout my head off every now and then! Nearly lost my voice, dawg! Phuck it. Then, I had scold people, punish their asses and stand in front of tha whole squad, looking like some phuck'd up freak who'd juz been phuck'd sideways!! I juz hate my job, but other than dat, I'm cool wit' other shitz I'm supposed to do. But screaming at people?! I'll be issued a medical cert saying dat I'll be losing my voice for good in tha next 7 days! Haiz. But fear not. Dis kid ain't gonna be no shrew. I'll try to be as cool as possible. Like, be a lil 'understanding' shit. Aight? I won't bite. Hard. Anywaes, congrates to everyone who got their ranks. Y'all deserve it. Aightz?
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- 7:03 PM