I was bored, so i went surfing the Net hoping to find awesome weird random stuff and I came across this cool survey. Heh. Check it.
What if .....
... your crush suddenly wink at you?
Like..cowabunga, baby! I'll give her the I-wanna-take-you-out smile..
... you walk into an elevator and see a couple making out?
Just stand there and stare. They'll feel disgusted themselves like how they disgust me.
... you're being robbed by a masked robber?
Give him the weird stare & grin, and whisper creepily "I know.." If he doesn't freak out, then too bad.. I am so dead.
... you've been trapped in a building that's about to explode?
Call my mum and dad and tell them I love them.
... aliens invaded earth?
Man, I'm so gonna join their army. Just look at their cool awesome weapons! Bzzzt!
... a stranger suddenly kisses you?
Just close my eyes and enjoy. What you don't know won't kill right? Heh.
... you fell in love with a stranger at the first sight?
Like always, I'll wait for one week and see if the feeling fades away. If not, I'll make my first move..
... your girlfriend breaks up with you?
Go emo for one whole day, then go to a weekend gig the day after. For what purpose? I'll mosh like crazy till a girl picks me up from the floor, half-concious. Then I go make friends with her..
... you won a million dollars?
I'll buy myself a robot to do my daily house routine.
... someone gives you flowers/chocolates?
Erm.. Say thank you?
... you receive a love letter in your locker?
First thing first, I'll examine it thoroughly and make damn sure there's no anthrax attached. Then I'll read it. But I won't get too excited. Who knows if some jackass is trying to mess around with me...
... you fail your exams?
Just sit back and stare at the ceiling, and wonder if my life could get any worst..
... you get first in class?
Still just sit back and stare at the ceiling, and wonder if my life could get any better..
.. your computer crashes?
If you think I'll cry, then you're gay. It's just a stupid crash.. Not the end of the world! I'll just redo every single thing that I lost..
... you get fired?
Kick him in the balls and say, "Now YOU'RE fired."
... someone backstabs you?
I'll stab him back, but this time, I'll stab him in front.
... you had to choose between your girlfriend and your bestfriend?
Damn I hate dilemmas! Can't I just choose both and live happily ever after??
... the person you really hate gonna die in a few days?
Write that person a beautiful poem which contains my eulogy and pass it to him/her.
... a random guy comes up to you and says he's your father?
I'll take out my mobile phone and call my father.
... you are being haunted by a sexy ghost?
Humm uh... If she harrasses me, I'll harrass her back..
... your ex wants a patch-up with you?
I'll consider it. I'm still not ready for any form of serious relationship. Unless sumthin' happens to make me change my mind.. Yeah.
